I truly believe in the rites of hospitality. It’s not something that is new or as a result of my spiritual leanings. It’s something I grew up with.
I need some help here though.
We have a neighbor who has a mouth like a sailor. I don’t think I exaggerate when I say that she cannot speak a single sentence without using the F bomb at least once. Usually more than once. Now, I used to be a firefighter and I can assure you my potty mouth occasionally asserts itself, so it’s not as though I’m too sensitive for foul language. But this is far and away more than I’ve ever heard out of one person’s mouth in a sitting.
And it isn’t even just that she uses so much foul language. It’s that she TALKS. NON. STOP. Like if there’s a natural break in the conversation she has to fill the perceived void. With anything. It’s exhausting. I’m a quiet person by nature and while I can talk up a storm and be as irrelevant as the next person, this is more than I’m used to dealing with.
She keeps hinting that she wants to move in. She is room mates with the person next door and doesn’t get along with her room mate. Yes, we have a guest room but I’m not willing to let her move in. Not for any price. No, I don’t want you to do my laundry. No, I don’t want you to weed my yard. No, I don’t want you to do *fillintheblank* you can’t move in. It’s a guest room. For guests. And family. Not a spare room we’re dying to rent out.
She comes over when we’re eating and asks if she can have some. Not just sometimes, but pretty regularly. Now, I’m happy to share but having people show up unannounced and ask to share our food just seems kind of pushing the bounds to me, especially since we’re financially strapped right now.
She doesn’t seem to understand the concept of boundaries. She just marches into the bathroom when I’m in there doing my makeup. She came into our house once when we were in the shower (we have a big master bathroom and we usually shower together on days we have the same schedule) and CAME INTO THE BATHROOM TO ASK WHAT WE WERE DOING. Seriously.
We are having company this weekend and I really don’t want her over. I want to be able to enjoy our time with our other friends without having to deal with this.
I like her, I do, really. But I”m kind of at my wits end and I’m starting to get a little rude because I feel so stressed. Any ideas on how to handle this?????